[Ned tries to lean with his hat to keep it on, but it flops uselessly onto the seat beside him anyway. At least they're moving at approximately no speed at all, because if it fell out of the wagon he'd be obligated to stop and go get it.

He'll leave it on the seat for now, scoffing at Jacob and looking at the horse like driving this wagon is way more interesting.]

You can always jump off. What're the odds you'll find someone else who doesn't know where New York is, do you think?